Micah: true chic fashion prophesier

The epitome of sex appeal happens when you combine a good-looking man with a good attitude and a positive outlook.

Who could define sex appeal for the University of Cincinnati student body without much dissent? There is only one clear choice.

O' Brother, where art thou?

Seasoned UC students were asking themselves, "When will Brother Micah return?" as the remaining weeks of the school year started to dwindle. When all hope seemed lost, there he was: majestic and beautiful as ever, standing on McMicken Commons, Bible in hand.

A fashion icon for men campus-wide, Micah is a trend setting machine. Last spring when Micah and his trusty sidekick, Brother Rick, were on campus, the duo sported a clean, polished look. Brother Micah was looking good with his trusty suspenders, button down oxford and Dockers-style pants.

But did he stop there? Of course not; his sense of style is unrelenting.

To accentuate his best features, Micah straps on his trusty anti-dry-mouth man purse that keeps him rattling on like the Energizer Bunny.

Micah's double-straw water-dispensing backpack straps across his chest and constricts his man boobs. If you think quadraboob is hot on women, you haven't seen anything until you have seen Brother Micah's four-boob phenomenon.

Don't believe me? Google it. YouTube videos of Brother Micah at college campuses across the country will spell it out for you. In one video, Micah visits the University of Alabama.

If you look at Micah's man-boobage, you will see there is a breast lump above and a breast lump below the across-the-chest security strap.

Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

All following the word, or more likely the fashion, of Micah, beware. Brother Micah's newsie cap is not only on the way out of mainstream fashion, but it's been on its way out of the fashion scene for about two months.

Thank you, Brad Pitt for over-doing the newsie hat. It was high time that left us.

And it's not just Brother Micah that is easy on the eyes; his arm-candy wife puts bombshells like Marilyn Monroe to shame.

The ultra-conservative never looked so ultra-sexy.

Super hot for Summer 2008 are maxi dresses: full-length dresses with a hippie-esque vibe that keeps in touch with the Summer of Love revival. Micah's wife is ahead of the curve.

Her dresses may be slightly "Little House on the Prairie," but the length is where it's at. Mama looks good in her sweeping skirt.

Also big this summer: hats.

What this means is that we cannot discount Mama Micah's bonnet. Though it's not quite in line with the large summer hats or femme fedoras, we have to give her props for trying.

Next time Brother and Mama Micah are on campus, make sure you give them a high-five for turning early 20th-century garb into highbrow couture.

Want to give Taylor some birthday Bible spankings? She would love for you to e-mail her at dungjet@email.uc.edu.